BIRTHDAY WEEK

Oleg is turning 39

Born on a Monday in 1987. Turning 39 on a Monday in 2026.
Party: April 3 at 16:00 — RSVP below! ✦

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⏪ 1987 REWIND

The year it all began...

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Top Movies
Dirty Dancing, RoboCop, The Princess Bride, Predator, Full Metal Jacket
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#1 Hit
Rick Astley — "Never Gonna Give You Up" (yes, the Rickroll was born this year)
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TV Debuts
Star Trek: TNG, Full House, Married... with Children
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Gaming
Legend of Zelda, Mega Man, Final Fantasy, Street Fighter — all launched in '87
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Prices in 1987
Gas: $0.89/gal • Movie ticket: $3.91 • Average house: $92,000
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World Events
Reagan says "tear down this wall", Simpsons debut on Tracey Ullman Show, World population hits 5 billion
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Tech in 1987
IBM PS/2 launched, GIF format invented, Perl programming language created
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Also Born in '87
Lionel Messi, Hilary Duff, Zac Efron, Kesha, and... OLEG!

WHAT TO EXPECT

The evening's menu of chaos

🍕 Pizza

Pizza will be there. How much? That's what the prediction slider is for. Pineapple: controversial but present.

🎮 PS5 Tournament

The console is warmed up. Controllers are charged. Friendships will be tested.

🐱💥 Exploding Kittens

Board games that end friendships and start new rivalries. You've been warned.

🍺 Drinks

Cold ones on deck. Cocktails optional. Hydration mandatory. (Water counts.)

🏓 Padel Talk

The unofficial sport of this friend group. Expect heated discussions about bandeja vs vibora.

🎶 Your Playlist

Add a song in the RSVP. We'll play them all. No judgment. (Okay, some judgment.)

🎉 THE PARTY

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April 3, 2026 (Friday) Mark your calendar!
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16:00 (4:00 PM) Be fashionably on time
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The Office You know where it is 😉
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Bring: Good vibes only Your presence is the present
See the countdown above — April 3 is almost here!

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        🏆 Your Achievements

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        🐱💥 EXPLODING KITTENS

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        🎁 GIFT REGISTRY

        Oleg's totally serious wishlist

        🏓 A Padel Court in the Office ~$50,000 Group gift welcome
        🎮 PS5 Pro Max Ultra Doesn't exist yet Pre-pre-order
        ⏰ More Hours in a Day 26h/day minimum Accepting from wizards only
        🧠 The Ability to Remember Names Any amount Urgently needed
        🎂 Another Year of Being Awesome Free! ✓ Already secured

        📸 PHOTO WALL

        After the party, share your best shots!

        📷 Open Shared Album

        Upload your photos after April 3. The best ones get eternal glory.